Why?

Obvious Question: Why am I starting a blog?
My Answer: Because bloggers are cool and I have had an unquenchable desire to be cool that probably finds its roots in the mid 70's when my parents allowed me to watch Happy Days. So if blogging can bring me coolness that even begins to mirror the coolness of the Fonz, than I will do it....
Another Less Revealing Answer: I need a creative outlet.